Heaven’s Gate (1980): Minute by minute: part 17

13 Oct

The saga continues; much like Star Wars failed to. Thanks Lucas you bearded bastard!

17 of 229

What a peculiar minute. I assume the students are participating in some sort of ritual, but they seem to be thrashing the hell out of each other around a tree. It could also be that the tree said something about John Hurt’s mother and the students are rushing to rough if up, while the tree’s posse attempt to protect it. Typical of trees, isn’t it? Slagging-off well dressed people. The flowers at Flemington Races are constantly berating me and a shrub once called Winston Churchill a “biscuit swilling glass horse”. How you swill biscuits is anyone’s guess. I’d ask the shrub, but it’s dead. That’ll teach it. Overwatered, it was – according to the coroner’s report. It was all put down to an accident, but I suspect foul play. I’d ask Winston Churchill, but he’s yachting in the Simpson Desert.

An almighty school prank was achieved when over 50 students were stapled to each other by a mischevious pupil

An almighty school prank was achieved when over 50 students were stapled to each other by a mischevious pupil

Read the prequels here.

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