Heaven’s Gate Minute by Minute: 59 of 229

18 Aug

59 of 229

James downs an entire glass of whisky. He swallows and everything. He mustn’t have had access to a chicken to spit it on. In all fairness, it could have been water that the barman spat at the chicken, but I figure it’s the Wild West and water didn’t exist – only whisky. It makes for a very malty, but hygienic bath.

The barman comments, referring to the immigrants, they “don’t have a pot to piss in”. This is why Christopher Walken believed the cattle thief still urinates in his pants. He and his community just don’t have enough pots! I’m sure the people of Johnson County wouldn’t mind if they expelled their waste products in a field. And with the lack of water, it must be ever so difficult to clean piss out of your garments with, well, piss.

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