Heaven’s Gate Minute by Minute: 117 of 229

19 Oct

117 of 229

According to Nathan, wallpaper civilises the wilderness. I agree. Wallpaper a forest and it gives the environment a homely charm. A lamp can also tame the wilderness. You place a lamp amongst the thickets and you’re on your way to a dream home. I knew a bloke, Bill Wiseman was his name, he put a coffee table next to a blackberry bush and it sold for $550,000 as a studio apartment at auction.

Seriously, if you see some overgrowth, slap a footrest or ornate candlestick near by and you’ll be sitting on a goldmine investment property. But with the way the economy is at present, we’ll never be able to afford some thorns surrounding an ottoman. Oh well, one can dream.

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