Heaven’s Gate Minute by Minute: 142 of 229

14 Nov

142 of 229

Still no sign of the Association kicking puppies and inconveniencing charity workers by disturbing their collection bins… yet.

Heaven’s Gate has turned out to be not just a film solely comprising of roller-skating and juggling, which is a pity because that would be a summer blockbuster right there.

So, we’re stuck with blah-di-blah anti-Western. Are we being shown the realities of the Wild West? Considering the film is only loosely based on the Johnson County war and all of the characters are completely fictional, I’d say the jury is out. They’ll be back soon. They’ve just popped out to grab some lunch. Some of them are going to have salad sandwiches. I think that’s nice. It’s good to stay healthy. There’s no need to go overboard, you are allowed to have the occasional chocolate or salted snack, but it’s advisable to watch what you eat and for cannibals; who you eat. Don’t consume judges or fellow jurors. That can result in a mistrial and indigestion.

Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I’m going to eat a biscuit and watch a John Ford movie.

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