Heaven’s Gate Minute by Minute: 198 of 209

31 May

198 of 209

Jeff Bridges looks a bit out of it. Jim pats him on the shoulder and plods off. You’d think they’d have a little post battle debrief. Ask each other how they thought it went, maybe have a soda or something. It’s nice to have an after war fizzy drink. There’s something about the mix of bubbles and wanton violence that is so yummy!

And I think Jeff looks a bit out of it because he’s dehydrated. As Jim disappears, Bridges staggers about confused and disorientated. It could be due to the overwhelming nature of the devastating scene before him, or he could just be lacking electrolytes. Someone throw the poor man a Gatorade, he’s had a tough couple of days.

Before you write me angry letters, a Powerade would also suffice. I am no longer receiving sponsorship from Gatorade; not after the incident where I injected it into a tiny goat. I thought it would make it run faster. I was wrong! OK? How many times do I have to apologise?!

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One Response to “Heaven’s Gate Minute by Minute: 198 of 209”

  1. andrean20 June 1, 2013 at 2:41 am #

    thank you for the post 😀

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