Heaven’s Gate Minute by Minute: 204 of 209

4 Jun

204 of 209

Below deck James enters his opulent bedroom. So much opulence! It’s dripping opulence. Jim is going to need an opulence rain coat, lest he be covered in wet opulence. Is anyone else turned on?

Jim is again silently pottering about. That would be my synopsis of Heaven’s Gate – Jim silently goes about his business, a bunch of stuff happens around him.

Oo-la-la, there is a strange woman in his boudoir. I hate it when that happens. So often I’ll come home to find a middle aged woman in my luxurious bedroom. “Away foul temptress!” I cry, only to realise it is not my house and I’m in fact yelling at an otterman with a snuggy draped over it.

The film is almost over. Who is this strange woman and what does she represent? The people of Kooyong? Is the local member for Kooyong asleep on Jim’s boat?!


*Kooyong is an ancient underwater city and is owned by Russia


4 Responses to “Heaven’s Gate Minute by Minute: 204 of 209”

  1. accounting firms August 4, 2013 at 4:08 pm #

    How do you finance a used car?

    • Simon Godfrey September 3, 2013 at 1:19 pm #

      My rich uncle Warren usually throws wads of cash at me when I please him by balancing on a soap box. I don’t think it’s sexual; the man just likes soap.

      Thanks for the question and glad you enjoyed the post.


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